[ Aha! Asked and answered. Wow. He can only dream of needing that many people to barely manage to herd him into a cell one day. Ed is beautiful to watch at work, really, he thinks like he doesn't think Ed is beautiful to watch just generally. You know, like friends think.
Seeing him mostly unharmed and being neighbor enough for a little chat is all Stede needs to start perking back up. ]
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Totally fine. I met a fella named Scab in processing. Talked him into writing a letter to his sister to try to patch up their relationship. So you know, I'm having a really authentic experience!
[ Shoutout to some random future adventure where doing that karmically saves their lives somehow.
He raps his knuckles against the wall behind him. Yep. It sure is an authentic wall. ]
Kind of reminds me of school. If I'm honest.
[ Let that be the first hint to the universe that at some point in this prison experience, Stede Bonnet is going to once again go off the fucking rails. ]
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Seeing him mostly unharmed and being neighbor enough for a little chat is all Stede needs to start perking back up. ]
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Totally fine. I met a fella named Scab in processing. Talked him into writing a letter to his sister to try to patch up their relationship. So you know, I'm having a really authentic experience!
[ Shoutout to some random future adventure where doing that karmically saves their lives somehow.
He raps his knuckles against the wall behind him. Yep. It sure is an authentic wall. ]
Kind of reminds me of school. If I'm honest.
[ Let that be the first hint to the universe that at some point in this prison experience, Stede Bonnet is going to once again go off the fucking rails. ]