[ In this rough and tumble seafaring life, sometimes pirates simply end up thrown into some middle of nowhere jails together.
Who amongst their population hasn't? Perfectly normal, perfectly natural. Peak adventurousness, honestly. Kind of a fun story, even.
Stede naturally kicks up a little fuss the entire way there, though. On principle. He kicks up another little fuss about the fact that no one has opted to allow him and Ed to bunk together even though they got brought in together. It's honestly really rude?? That's his friend????? He hasn't seen him since they got apprehended, how is he supposed to just cope with that?
Ghastly conduct, really, very atrocious. He makes sure to tell the guards he's seen latrines with more optimal layouts than these cells. They do not care.
Obviously the next most vital step is to stick his face up to the bars and immediately start on some bullshit. ]
Psst! [ World's loudest 'psst' award. Subtlety is for men who are in the mood to think about things they are doing. Someone probably tells him to shut up from a different cell and he doesn't actually give a shit about it. ] Ed? You in here? You didn't get too roughed up by those brigands, did you?
[ Like he guesses they can burn the building down if they've been up to that sort of nonsense, but it's better if they haven't been getting up to that at all. ]
feral jail idiots on main
Who amongst their population hasn't? Perfectly normal, perfectly natural. Peak adventurousness, honestly. Kind of a fun story, even.
Stede naturally kicks up a little fuss the entire way there, though. On principle. He kicks up another little fuss about the fact that no one has opted to allow him and Ed to bunk together even though they got brought in together. It's honestly really rude?? That's his friend????? He hasn't seen him since they got apprehended, how is he supposed to just cope with that?
Ghastly conduct, really, very atrocious. He makes sure to tell the guards he's seen latrines with more optimal layouts than these cells. They do not care.
Obviously the next most vital step is to stick his face up to the bars and immediately start on some bullshit. ]
Psst! [ World's loudest 'psst' award. Subtlety is for men who are in the mood to think about things they are doing. Someone probably tells him to shut up from a different cell and he doesn't actually give a shit about it. ] Ed? You in here? You didn't get too roughed up by those brigands, did you?
[ Like he guesses they can burn the building down if they've been up to that sort of nonsense, but it's better if they haven't been getting up to that at all. ]